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kuttithevangu:

Sending money to your friends via PayPal is a sorcerous contract in which both of you agree to forget each other’s legal names on sight

thehomebrood:

I swear I laugh every time I read the flavor text for Power Word Kill in Pathfinder

bogleech:

They seem harmless as near as I can tell but there is a furry artist who does vore commissions with a monster they call the “bogleech” and it’s the only thing you’ll find under that tag on tumblr that doesn’t pertain to me so every so often I run into “another bogleech vore commission!” and get momentarily confused because you’d think I would remember commissioning so much vore

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

bogleech:

why is “down by the bay” the most common song to intrude in my mind in recent months

why does its narrator have such a hatred and terror of their mother’s weird but seemingly harmless questions

bogleech:

deanky:

deanky:

i love that ready player one poster with the really long leg

I was fucking sure this was a shitpost photoshop and not the real poster and I was wrong