you dont want to know but its when people start dating solely because of their kimtypes like people literally fucking start relationships bc they kin characters they ship together.
like say im kin for ronald mcdonald and my otp >w< is ronald mcdonald x the burger king so id be like “im ronald mcdonald looking for my burger king!!” and i find some rando who kins the burger king and we’re like “uwu we must be made for each other because kins are real” so we start to date immediately and put in our byfs “dont follow if you think youre me or my bf the burger king!!!” and hardblock people for following “doubles” of our s/o but of course we know nothing about each other or if we’re compatible because we based our relationship on fucking fandom shit and the relationship slowly falls apart over the 1 week- 1 month we manage to stay together and eventually we break up in a severely dramatic way that severs like 3 friendgroups and we put each other in our byfs as abusers and i take “burger king” off my comfort character page and vague each other for weeks after the fact and send anon hate and 2 months later i get a callout and we both delete
people keep tagging this like “this is so specific” and like i envy you because if youve been in kin tumblr as long as i have you would know that every aspect of this scenario i have listed is literally a common occurrence
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“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948.
untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean
Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped
We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already
when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone
When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.
When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.
when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form
No more ace discourse or kin drama or whatever in 2018 we’re baking banana bread and THATS FINAL
Somewhere out there, there is a gay couple named Adam and Steve who are getting very fed-up with hearing the same joke at every party.
if i see any rude-ass, passive aggressive posts blaming the public for the net neutrality shit, i’ll throw my desktop pc into the pond too
it’s not the people’s fault that three corporate greed-fueling pigs made that decision and don’t anyone dare imply otherwise
Compromise: We hunt down these people and throw THEIR pcs in the pond.
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if i see any rude-ass, passive aggressive posts blaming the public for the net neutrality shit, i’ll throw my desktop pc into the pond too
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 