flowersilk:

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: she cute

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

i have a joke

musclemancer:

musclemancer:

H.P. minecraft

dont unfollow me im just having a goof on this old dead bitch’s grave

bisexualgambit:

My poor French teacher today was talking about the word “cell phone” and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy….. which led to

Professor: Isn’t that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don’t we say that in English.

One brave Student: …..because it’s slang for a handjob

Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.

systlin:

hexlibrisofficial:

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

janeandthehivequeen:

flatearthmemes:

what the fuck

I started to read this thinking it was about snowball earth (a real thing in science referring to periods in which the earth was covered in ice) and the whiplash just about killed me

*flat earther explodey brain* the flat earth is just a piece of a bigger round earth

fvace:

fvace:

Hi! I need your help. Can you give me .0436 bitcoin? I’m going to McDonalds and

runawaymarbles:

averagefairy:

old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me more hours and i was like my finals are done the 15th! And she texts back “Yay for you….” how the fuck am i supposed to interpret that besides passive aggressive

Someone needs to do a linguistic study on people over 50 and how they use the ellipsis. It’s FASCINATING. I never know the mood they’re trying to convey.