aquarian-sunchild:

Henceforth I will be referring to Guillermo del Toro’s latest film as ‘Grinding Nemo’.

#no the fuck you’re not

I don’t even need to watch this video to know I don’t like it.

this is what half of fandom tumblr sounds like at any given moment

lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

celticpyro:

thetransgenderoffender:

lornagonigall:

goth-aunt:

kramergate:

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

I’m gonna kms

I now have a lesion on my brain

That granny glasses one was fuckinrg wild.

MARSHMALLOW. WOMEN.

susanr:

tailsthefoxicon:

susanr:

really bad: anime icons

really good: sonic the hedgehog icons, ESPECIALLY tails the fox

give me all the money in the cash register

a-absolutely, friend

psydragon:

bace-jeleren:

snugz:

derdoktorsschnabel:

toasty-coconut:

toasty-coconut:

Have a Zigzagoon today

I was expecting the tags on this post to be really mean but they’re all so pure

They just go around picking up items for you they’re precious little bandits

Zigzagoon looks like someone’s first attempt at making a homemade plushie out of felt and it’s just so full of love you can’t help but hug it and smile

Zigzagoon is shaped like a friend