ladyjolder:

voidbat:

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

Demon to my now exposed leg:

human: do you understand what it’s like to be… human?
robot: god you’re so fucking egotistical
robot: and condescending
robot: i’m going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i’m not mad, asshole

Me, thinking about my plot: I’m a literary genius

Me, trying to write: I’d sell my soul for a full sentence

Xenoblade be like:

*Wonderful soothing music along a fantastic scenery.*
In-battle: 🎸🎸🎸🎸WE CANT LOSE WOAH DUDE THIS IS THE MONADO’S POWER 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸EVERYONE LET’S GO IT’S REYN TIME TAAAKE THIS RIKI SNEAKY BACK SLASH WILD DOWN 💥💥💥🎸🎸💥💥🎸🎸🎸🎸💥💥 HA IN YOUR FACE VICTORY TO RIKI MAN WHAT A BUNCH OF JOKERS

Post-battle: *serene again*

powerjock:

an unidentifiable mood but still a mood

tarrslime:

blastixriotz:

who

have you been on deviantart

relatable-autism-memes:

credit to the.autisticats on instagram!

lesson learned: “big worm” may not be the best thing to say when someone’s talking about gastrointestinal issues

new podcast pitch

slimetony:

five friends crammed in a small shower to discuss topics but if somebody uses a secret word selected beforehand the shower turns on for the rest of the podcast

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

i feel like there are multiple layers to this