One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

i hate the cold one with the boys meme, because it’s always gonna remind me of this one gore comic one of my friends sent me on discord

paranormalthread:

prostitourettes:

there is so much drama going on inside a lava lamp

comedianthrax:

mutuals feel free to follow my blog

i can’t believe my humble little post somehow made its way to the smartest person in the world

gaminginsanity:

it’s almost THAT time of the year, can you feel it?

The entire Nintendo Switch presentation will be a two hour video of Reggie Fils-Aime staring directly into the camera and slowly opening a copy of Mother 3 and eating it. There is no sound except for Reggie’s chewing.

goddesssword:

mamoru:

I miss him. how his nose exists. how his hair. I never said a name but one popped into your head

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@a-living-breathing-shitpost for some reason