Based on this tweet by Allegra Ringo! One of my favorite tweets of all time.
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happy pride month i love girls
Kids. Teenagers. As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.
You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.
And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.
You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends. You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.
Go. Document the shit out of your ridiculous life. Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in. Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all. Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.
Just don’t hurt people. That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.
Me: *inspecting a snail shell*
Snail: *comes out of shell* 👀
Me: *flustered* YOU… HAVE A LOVELY HOME
Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
A commission for a Swalot/Magcargo crossbreed! Very slow Pokemon of the world, beware the maw.
if you have a dreamcast, xbox 360, ps2, or ps4, you owe it to yourself to check out rez. this is me begging you to play it. that game changed my life.
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 