
COME THE FUCK ON, I HADN’T EVEN HAD THIS THING FOR 5 FULL MINUTES

COME THE FUCK ON, I HADN’T EVEN HAD THIS THING FOR 5 FULL MINUTES
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Today’s aesthetic: early 1990s CGI renders of giant reflective spheres hovering ominously in barren landscapes under overcast skies.
i really wish the game theory guy would shut up. just. shut up
He’s going to be a father.
*matpat voice* i can deduct that my child will be a girl bc *insert some bullshit about tectonic plates and his gfs height or whatever* *cut to nine months later* *its a boy* *no one is surprised*
1. all human languages are equally rule-governed. this includes california english just as much as it includes latin just as much as it includes thai, xhosa, welsh
2. prescriptive grammarians have never once been correct about WHAT those rules are governing the languages. prescriptivism is a political project of using language hygiene to systematically exclude, silence, and oppress people they don’t like by claiming that they “talk wrong.” the varieties disliked by prescriptivists are almost always those spoken by people who are already minoritized or oppressed in some other way – the language thing is an excuse, and a shoddy one at that
3. there is no way to “talk wrong.”
Box art comparison (JP/US): Imagine: Ice Champions.