oh would you look at the time

it’s love my friends o’clock

me: *sees some1 w the same name as me*

me: im the alpha

ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

the-x-button:

boob-sweat:

fudgernutter:

nashscribblings:

Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.

holy shit is this even real

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

Life is Strange (2015)

bogleech:

kramergate:

kramergate:

kramergate:

my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with

anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse

for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep

I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson

Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.

ikealanterns:

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

all birds are friend-shaped

gwylock-one:

actual-denial:

gwylock-one:

actual-denial:

waiting for a fucking special friend

ADORABLE! I’ll take seven

every single fucking one heard

here comes a fucking army of friends

*crying* IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY FRIENDS BEFORE

pastelnuva:

there are only two genders, “Crack open a cold one” and “Take a fucking sip, babes”

trickstarlilybell:

most unrealistic part of Persona 5 is how everyone’s chat icon is just a picture of them instead of an anime character or like, a foot.

trashfirefallon:

evilsmurfnope:

bogleech:

fattyatomicmutant:

sommerrev:

toxipop:

bat-tastic:

thehorrorsofgoodwill:

“Get in the godamned ship! Everythings on a cob! The whole planet’s on a cob!”

ok i’m fucking screaming my friend found this on amazon and apparently it’s like a whole niche and

@sommerrev You and Caitlin need all of these for the kitchen

holy shit

I want to collect Foodimals

They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:

@trashfirefallon new cryptids.

I LOVE THEM