i’m crying i found a blog that’s supposedly about reasonable discourse and calling out bullshit, but it’s actually just an acephobic terf who’s really upset that people respect aces, trans women, and nb people & that mainstream feminism isn’t her brand of radical.

I’m starting to own up to a lot of personal issues I’m having, and I’m considering the ways my social media use feeds into them. There’s no way I can go cold turkey or anything, but I definitely need to make some changes to how I use tumblr and stuff, and there’s no way around it, some of these changes are probably gonna make some people upset. Not in a mean way, just putting my foot down and asserting my needs and my right to take care of them. Some people just have needs that are incompatible with one another, and neither of them are in the wrong for it. 

I’m probably rambling right now, so tl;dr: If I unfollow you or ask you to make any changes to how you interact with me, I’m not trying to be an asshole and you probably didn’t do anything objectively wrong. I just need space.

phoneus:

mlmcare:

phoneus:

mlmcare:

I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

FOOL! while you were talking, my men have SURROUNDED YOU

YOUR BLOG IS OFFICIALLY UNDER SIEGE BY THE IMPERIUM ROMANUM

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HOMOSEXUAL EMPIRE AND IT IS US

immaplatypus:

immaplatypus:

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

i just want to have a normal night for once

tramampoline:

evitron:

evitron:

best moments in gaming journalism

highlights:

  • “What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
  • “The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
  • all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
  • “Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
  • (after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

amaranthnymph:

heterophobiac:

Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014

OP: So why the fuck do barbers have these swirly pole thingys??

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1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair.

2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING.

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SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER? ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.

*60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia*

IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK?

3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom!

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2012-2014? It’s 2017 and long text posts are still like this.