nikolasorosco:

Listen I’m a fuckin gamer but I still can’t stand that dumb ass shit where they try to make gamers seem badass.

Rise.
Conquer.
Survive.
Sharpen your skills in every match.

Like ay I’m just sittin naked in my bedroom drunkenly getting killed in overwatch like chill

minotaurclub:

me writing a mediocre post on my blog that i know will receive a max of 7 notes, most of which are likes from my mutuals: wow i rly am the funniest person alive i should go professional 

akirasmask:

dm: im gonna let yall visit disney worlds in this homebrew.

player: can we use final fantasy too??

dm: i mean i guess?

player: I want to be goofy

dm: i mean, strange request but i guess i can homebrew up a race sheet for goofy. is he a dog? i mean-

other player: I WANT TO BE DONALD DUCK BUT LIKE, A WIZARD, AND NO PANTS

other 3 players: create serious rpg characters with linked backstories and shared motivations based on their home island

dm: what the fuck guys

kerosene:

Cracking open a cold la croix with la boix