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erarg:

horses could destroy all the cars in the world by kicking them full strength with their hind legs and then we’d have to go back to using horses to go everywhere. it’s a good thing they can’t read this post and do it though

gudroo:

snoopingasusualisee:

Vore is the Superwholock of kinks

i’m sorry but honestly this is some pretty entry-level analysis. superwholock is expansive and there are definitely people who take it too far, shove it in peoples faces, and then complain when anyone points out the issues with it, but otherwise it’s comparitively tame and vanilla. if anything, bdsm is the superwholock of kinks, even down to being a combination of multiple individual kinks and shows respectively. on the other hand vore is also surprisingly expansive, but unlike superwholock a lot of the people who enjoy it tend to be pretty self-aware of how embarassing it is at this point and keep their enjoyment of it more of a secret, and it’s practically impossible to describe how and why it’s appealing.

what im saying is that vore is actually the homestuck of kinks

Starting… probably tomorrow, I’m gonna be leaving this blog indefinitely in order to work on certain mental health problems that Tumblr is either enabling or exacerbating. I’ll continue to occasionally post on @kiricornite via a side account. Otherwise, I’m pretty much just gonna let my queue run out.

I have no idea how long I’ll be gone. I love certain things about this website, and I love all the people I’ve met here, but it’s not really a secret that I hate how the community handles moral and political issues. I’ve struggled for a long time with moral scrupulosity related to OCD, and it’s reached the point where sticking around is making recovery nigh-impossible.

I’m gonna queue this post a few times to make sure as many of my followers see it as possible.

prokopetz:

I love a comically anachronistic character design as much as the next guy, but it hardly seems fair that American characters so rarely get saddled with them, and when they do, it’s always something relatively recent – like, Victorian or Old West at the absolute oldest.

So anyway, here’s my idea for a new Overwatch character:

  • His name is Fortitude Johnson
  • Wears a pilgrim hat and buckled shoes; primary weapon is a bunderbuss
  • Standard movement speed, high health, no shields or armour
  • Active special abilities all involve quick-drawing the impractically large, leatherbound King James Bible he wears in a satchel on his hip and reading a selected passage – in a thick New England accent – to inflict various AoE debuffs
  • Ultimate is giving a thunderous sermon about the End of Days, which inflicts damage over time in a large radius around him and ignores line of sight; he’s invincible while sermonising, but the rate of damage is relatively slow, so it’s avoidable simply by getting the hell away from him (unless he’s managed to corner a captive audience, of course)
  • Not a time traveler