ripley’s believe it or else

an extreme sport: maintaining your opinion after somebody disagrees with it

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her

pondwitch:

minesottafatspoollegend:

Everybody needs Todd Howard in a teletubby costume holding a shotgun on their blog.

im 90% sure this isnt todd howard but im not going to stop pretending it is

thatbloke:

Bitten by a radioactive cicada now all I do is sit in a tree and scream all day

holdyourunis:

yeah Im a gamer. I have a high score of 300 on fashion fever on neopets dot com. First try.

averyterrible:

guy is sitting at home, when he is suddenly arrested by drones because an algorithm predicted he was at risk for killing his wife, and he is automatically sentenced by an electronic judge to life in prison for premurder.

tv tropes reader: well, his apartment is really nice, so i’ll call this one post-cyberpunk.