I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
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if i was a billionaire i’d pay random college kids tuition but also my house would be a giant gamecube
“the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him” sounds like a richard siken poem but so does squidward’s subsequent line “this time there’s gonna be love. so much that he’s going to drown in it”
#just the three of us- you; me; and this brick wall you built between us#the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma#if i cant have you as a friend im going to make you a trophy#i defy you heart man#this city needs to be destroyed or at least painted a different color (x)
tumblr is just a competition about who can write the most incoherent sentence
have millennials killed the dry cleaning industry yet? i feel like that one’s gotta be pretty high on the list
i drew this because I STILL COULDN’T BELIEVE THAT YUGIOH CASE ACTUALLY GOT ON JUDGE JUDY AHAHAHAH
anyway shout out to that one time i got so high on ambien that i thought i invented a new color
what kinda color
purple
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 