it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”
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My cousin posted this on my fb wall like 2 years ago out of the blue and I still think about it
got an ask and was afraid it was going to be somebody yelling at me, but it turned out to be a music video from that shitty band that advertises themselves through tumblr submissions. honestly i almost think that’s worse.
Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.
I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.
The dads are evolving
They have learned our technology, they control our communication
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 