You already know that you need to wrap it up before you back it up. But don’t forget the lube! Using lube with condoms is important, especially during anal sex. The anus doesn’t self-lubricate (like the vagina) so anal sex means friction. And friction is the archenemy of condoms; it can cause a condom to tear.

One tip when you are shopping for lube: look for “water-based” or “silicone-based” on the packaging and avoid anything oil-based. Oil-based lubes can weaken condoms and cause them to break during sex.

This is a great psa and all, but I was only half-focused when scrolling and the colors of the post + a split-second glance at the word “condom” made me think this was about condiments. So here’s my psa: PLEASE don’t use ketchup and/or mustard as lube. Mayo is probably also a bad idea.

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

goodsprings:

please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

prokopetz:

Concept: ancient and terrible guardian of the forest with eyes like flame and a voice like distant thunder charged with felony tax evasion.

glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

hey who knows where that horribly fake story is where the guy says he joins a japanese class and flirts with some girl in japanese and stands up to a jock and the teacher says “remind me to give you both an A for the semester”

come thru pls

I FUCKING FOUND IT. AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF SEARCHING

thanks I hate it

kramergate:

not to be super picky here but when you see someone posting stuff about their own recovery/struggles/etc it’s generally not a good look to drop the ol “can’t relate” response

mcdonaldguy:

you can only reblog this post if your tumblr icon fits these guidelines

Reblog if you’ve ever felt impostor syndrome with your gender and/or sexuality

closet-keys:

I know it took me a while after realizing I was gay to not have some weekly panic of “What if I’m not a Real Lesbian™???” Sometimes I’d think no one would believe me if I came out to them, or even that I wasn’t “allowed” to be gay.

I want LGBT folks to know that it’s 100% normal to struggle with those feelings. You can talk to other LGBT folks about those feelings and still have acceptance. And also I want you to know that the impostor syndrome doesn’t last forever; eventually you will feel comfortable with yourself.