targuzzler:

targuzzler:

david lynch and tommy wiseau are absolutely the same species

this is the most accurate thing ive ever read

oborolover:

ohmygod-they-were-roommates:

cmder:

oborolover:

cmder:

oborolover:

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

they fucking killed her

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

What the fuck is a horse accent

Oh You Know

i feel like in a few months’ time, a solid third of my randomized blog titles are gonna be mcelroy quotes

glumshoe:

jadajarhead:

pattythenest:

glumshoe:

bog mummies

…..what

No really what?

get your very own BOG MUMMIES we got BOG MUMMIES, right here right now, surprise your friends with BOG MUMMIES

it’s back to school season and you know what that means: BOG MUMMIES now with extra PEAT

unclefather:

Remember my words. Speak them every day. Remind yourself. “Death is the ultimate killfuck”

llleighsmith:

heartmurmuration:

llleighsmith:

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

amen!