honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
the author of my immortal revealing shes on tumblr but not revealing her url is, by far, the biggest power move of 2017
my favorite thing about this post is people reblogging and going “what if op is the author…” like… binch im not but if i was i would 100% pull this shit
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 