cheeso: “the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”
tumblr_ml3lze59im1r5md7m theapatheticstag: markliddell: I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though. I just had a fucking stroke
heliolisk: quimstick: classicmeevs: slimetony: Can a horse become king? whats a king to a horse what’s a horse to a different king what’s a horse
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