theseprezelsaremakingmethirsty:

bassamplifier:

tik tok by ke$ha is a better song than stressed out by 21p

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

the truth

i think one of my favorite things about the ancient greeks having a billion deities is that there were five different spirits dedicated to making potters’ lives harder by fucking with their pottery

you come into my house, you

wholesomemes:

treat me with respect (the way i treat you), and we both enjoy each other’s company and value each other’s friendship

obsoletetrillion:

bobonic-plaque:

obsoletetrillion:

bobonic-plaque:

dj-pelu:

cyrsn:

Look at his eyes. This hot dog is high as a fucking kite.

he smoked all the drugs to save us

http://sharoneffinger.tumblr.com/post/165250414018/audio_player_iframe/sharoneffinger/tumblr_os854ug3h01rwepx4?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsharoneffinger%2F165250414018%2Ftumblr_os854ug3h01rwepx4

the-other-greengrass-girl:

dat-goat-boi:

My content gets shittier every day.

this cured my depressive episode

opposite-of-a-problem:

teamnowalls:

chinaglaze:

37q:

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

9eyedbirb:

mean-bean-machines:

mcnuggets-stash:

great-tweets:

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@9eyedbirb explain?

bird eyes are Too Powerful for humankind to truly understand