people keep going on about the maid story but this one is arguably just as good
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im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.
What ur fav PKMN region says about you
Kanto: Likes animals, underestimated, but extremely determined. Strong morals.
Johto: Unpopular opinions, petty, but usually right. Don’t test them because they have Receipts on u from before u started talking.
Hoenn: Mom friend, sends sweet texts to friends, helps u when ur down. Takes bad things in stride (even if they are salty).
Sinnoh: Either the best or worst person. No in between. If you think you’re one, you’re probably the other.
Unova: You don’t know what’s going on really but that’s ok, you either pretend you do or you just dip. Loud and proud though.
Kalos: You try not to complain too much and usually don’t talk a lot in groupchats. The sting of rejection is a common feeling.
Alola: Super Extra™ (and probably won’t admit it) but nice. Usually butts heads with other fans & has to get the last word in.
in 2019, notch and todd howard are going to team up to put skycraft and/or minerim on every console that ever has been and ever will be released
Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad
Soda good
Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and
Sip…sip….sup…sip…
sorry but no im gonna worship florence and batman and my favorite harry potter characters and all my other inspirations until i draw my last breath
I’m gonna drink a soda
Can I Have some?
Here. Take some!
My soda.. my soda! My… soda…
Thirsty…
Shit I’ma Sorry, here you go














