snakegay:

the fact that theres ”pennywise discourse” in general is fucking incredible like i hate having to witness it and i wish you all just knew how to be normal so we wouldnt have to be here in 2017 educating people on why calling the child predator murder clown from a stephen king book a “gay icon” is a bad thing

tretijreznor:

tretijreznor:

ok i think ive come up with a playlist that encompasses all known uniquely human experiences:

“arsonists lullaby” by hozier, “closer” by nine inch nails, “running up that hill (a deal with god)” by kate bush, and “loveshack” by the B-52s.

these experiences are, of course: arson, horny depression, 3 am manic episode trying to bargain with god, and when youve got you a car thats as big as a whale and youre heading on down to the love shack

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