me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you
my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster
me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘
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I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve
analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that – I deal with them on a daily basis.
“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted
som of you guys are so cool and nice and friendly, but if it comes down to it , i would not hold back in a sword battle. please keep this in your thoughts i love you
OP ending their post halfway through a sentence, no punctuation and then someone else saying “_____ fucking killed them” will never stop being funny to me. Like, it’s predictable, but it
hey op you didn’t finish typing i think hit ‘post’ too fast
‘s the final countdown (do do do do)
extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird:
Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes
Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-
I couldn’t count on all fingers and toes the times nightvale has tried to be surreal and instead just ended up vaguing me
How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.
The time that Leonardo da Vinci and Niccolo Machiavelli teamed up to steal a river would make an excellent buddy comedy, and nothing will convince me otherwise.
I’ve had a buddy comedy in my brain for years about the Spanish Match, focusing on the big wacky road trip taken by George Villiers, 1st Duke of Buckingham, and Prince Charles to secure Charles’s marriage to Infanta Maria Anna of Spain
I realized immediately that I would call it “Buck and Chuck’s Excellent Adventure,” and then I had to step out of my History of England class because I almost asphyxiated from trying not to laugh in the middle of lecture
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 