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i hate my life i’m in a history class full of theatre kids and this week we’re learning about alexander hamilton and
someone: hey how are u?
me, in the same exact tone and rythmn as the penguins of madagascar: tired and gay, boys. tired and gay
they say bringing a knife to a fist fight is a bad idea because my opponent could steal it and put me at their mercy. or would they? they anxiously handle the blade. i reach into a pocket. pull out my gun. they brought a knife to a gun fight. who’s getting dicked? who reigns supreme?
it’s actually like rock paper scissors. knife beats fist because you can cut them, gun beats knife because it’s longer range, and fist beats gun because you can put your finger in the gun hole to stop the bullets
hey this is just my opinion but i think the internet was a bad idea
No offense but are we ever going to get adult animation in america that’s even the slightest bit visually appealing.
If i get a response to this saying “how DARE you. Rick and Morty is beautiful” im suing this entire website
ripley’s not sure if true but im reblogging it anyway
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 