insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves

not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown

no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief

there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS 

sufficientlylargen:

wizardlyvassal:

baeddelshinsgirl:

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

*sigh*

He was a strong supporter of herd immunity.

evolution of this blog:

2011-2013: reblogging misinformation, uncredited art, and painfully edgy posts. embarrassing.

2014: painfully edgy and also an anti-sjw. embarrassing.

2015: i got into the danganronpa fandom and had to make up for 3 lost years of terrible fandom antics. embarrassing.

2016-2017: shitposts and xenoblade. slightly less embarrassing.

2018: i make kin jokes and pretend i’m not also a dumbass kinnie myself. embarrassing.

johnegbertfromtv:

Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin

ibble-scribbles:

ibble-scribbles:

if real is what we see is real, then god is not real. however, if I see a hologram of Hatsune Miku at a concert, then she is real to me. therefore, hatsune miku is god.

happy birthday miku 🙂

for context, i found this message on a scrap of paper on the gym floor in freshman year and it was so powerful that i memorized it

morthils:

qozxe:

carbureted:

booty shorts tht say “not haunted” on the back

booty shorts that say “haunted” on the back

booty shorts that say “haunted” on one ass cheek and “not haunted” on the other

writer-on-hiatus:

if you’re going to urge people to think critically about the media they consume, you must accept that they might do that and come to a different conclusion to you.

the phrase ‘think critically…’ all too often comes with an unspoken assumption of ‘…and you’ll adopt my opinion, which is the right one’ which is both arrogant and contrary to the initial suggestion.

let people come to their own conclusions. you don’t have to adopt, support, or even like them but you should respect them.

(also stop assuming that people haven’t already ~thought critically~ about the media they consume before you deigned to show up. condescending intellectual elitism is not a good look.)

bumblebeebats:

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

juuzousuzuya:

fuck what a professional told me, im neurotypical now