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i really wish the game theory guy would shut up. just. shut up

He’s going to be a father.

*matpat voice* i can deduct that my child will be a girl bc *insert some bullshit about tectonic plates and his gfs height or whatever* *cut to nine months later* *its a boy* *no one is surprised*