me: sometimes rainbows are just there to be pretty and don’t have any deeper meaning than that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

a Straight: right? don’t get me wrong, i have nothing against gay people, but i hate how they keep trying to shove their agenda into everything. they’re ruining the rainbow for the rest of us.

me: anyway, like i was saying, all rainbows are gay. if you’re straight and you want to use rainbow imagery, you need to go find the nearest LGBT+ person and pay them $20.