dontneedaclassroom:

simonbitdiddle:

theactorsjourney:

prokopetz:

Topic: which continental European philosophers would voluntarily wear jorts.

Discuss.

John Calvin would definitely wear jorts.

See this asshole, with his devil-may-care look and ‘oh-no-you-did-because-you-were-determined-to-do-so’ hand gesture? He’d wear jorts just to annoy other people and show off his gams. If anyone complained to loud, he’d say he was predestined to wear them according to God’s whim.

Then he’d be burned at the stake.

egel totes would, and he’d justify it as ‘the freedom of a vital person to seek their Ideal and, by extension, bring the freedom of a denim-based to both political and civil society.’

He, however, would not approve of tattered or bedazzled jorts.

Socrates probably wore jorts to his trial and that’s the real reason he got convicted of blasphemy