fluidstatic:

cannibalcoalition:

sapphicaspiewitch:

dreamlogic:

types of dissociation:

• existing but a little to the left
• am i crossing my eyes or is everything just blurry?
• clipped right thru the floorboards
• what the fuck is a “body”
• i have too many bodies at once and they’re trying to start a fight club. how many arms are humans supposed to have again?
• floam
• sounds fake but ok
• pick two: harsh noise, dial up tone, cantina theme [10 hour version]
• 360 no scope
• the atmosphere is lighting me on fire very, very slowly.
• someone: “wow! you handled that stressful situation so well! so cool and competent!” me, unaware that anything happened: “i what now”
• *forgets to breathe for 5 hours*

feel free 2 add ur own

• pick one: you’re real, your companions are real, the landscape is real
• these houses are wrong
• my arms are 8 miles long, my feet are several light years away from my head
• who’s hands are these
• The Upside-down
• there is glitter on my face clearly i am a magical fairy and do not belong among humans
• the sky…. why is it like that???
• are you sure these are my hands? better poke em with a pin to make sure
• i cannot see my legs therefore they do not exist

• while I was blinking, someone took all the items in this room and put them back in place slightly wrong. 
• why is my third eye so itchy?
• am I actually hungry for ramen noodles or am I nostalgic for better times?
• I am alone in this room, but I can hear someone else’s lunch digesting. 
• fingers aren’t supposed to do that. 
• I can actually see the pixels on physical items- totes fake. 
• All these things I own are not mine. 

• Depth perception is a Social Construct. *runs into a wall*
• I swear to god it was 11:03 AM five minutes ago but the clock says 6:37 pm WHO LIED TO ME
• did I eat today or am I remembering a meal from three days ago?
• I should take a shower. Wait, my hair is wet. Why is my h…
• I heard you perfectly but my brain insists you’re speaking parselmouth.
• My ability to speak my native language has Abandoned Me. Please hold while I chase it down and silently scream at it for being a Traitor.
• *lays on the floor for three solid hours*
• Is it a migraine or is it The Reality I’ve Been Avoiding All My Life?

• my mental essence has been trapped in a meat body and i don’t know how to pilot it. please help.
• that reflection in the mirror looks like me, but i’m pretty sure it’s actually an imposter demon
• suddenly understanding what hack creepypasta writers mean by “hyper-realistic”
• astral projecting into the video you’re watching, but only for a couple seconds
• only one of my senses is real
• “hey dude i had this weird dream- what do you mean that actually happened”
• existing, but every time you move it gets faster