[i lay out my hand of cards on the table: five aces, a subway gift card, and a red eyes black dragon. everybody gasps in awe as i take all their money]
shit dude you’re right that is the only flaw in this otherwise perfect
royal flush. okay retcon, i turn one of the aces over revealing it’s
actually a tom nook amiibo card
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 