korolevx:

lysolworkswonders:

korolevx:

scoutsotherheadset:

korolevx:

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back

wasnt this just the plot of the Artemis Fowl books

actually those books are about a very rich little boy going on a fun adventure, this is just a silly little scenario I thought up, thanks!

is this boss baby

well, you know, if you’ll look one post up you’ll see that I’ve explained that it was a sort of a little vignette I found humorous and I shared it with y’all because I though y’all would get a kick out of it but now everyone’s saying that maybe I was talking about a lot of popular media and you know that’s just a little bit hurtful because I had a funny little thought all on my own and i wrote it down and now you boys all think that it was inspired by the aforementioned popular media. now in case you don’t believe me, here’s the story of how I thought of it: i was sitting in the coffee shop Starbucks, maybe you’ve heard of it, I was at their chain location at 7211 Corporate Boulevard, Baton Rouge, Louisiana and I was sitting in one of the soft cloth-upholstered chairs trying to finish a little bit of mathematics work and I saw that someone had left a Mad Libs book on the end table where I had put down my coffee. then I thought to myself “wow, wouldn’t it be funny if I picked that up and it had all the right and sensible words filled in?” and then I thought about who would do something like that, and I thought of a very serious little child of 5 to 6 years of age, and I must confess that I became distracted from my mathematics (it is very easy to become distracted from something one does not wish to do and some of you may agree with me when I say that mathematics is by no means enjoyable) and I opened the tumblr app on my smartphone and typed out the post that you’ll see if you scroll up just a little bit. anyway, i hope this cleared things up a bit. thanks