me, having been flung back to the year 2000, sprinting up to my past self at a harry potter release party in a borders which still existed back then: IM SO GLAD I CAUGHT YOU IN TIME, just fyi in 17 years roughly 70 thousand people on the internet are going to be calling you a demon because you make a joke about harry potter
7 year old me: *crying because of how fucked up 24 year old me looks and how sweaty i am*