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kramergate:

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my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with

anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse

for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep

I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson

Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.