mortharris:

prokopetz:

If you call yourself a real gamer, you must have well-reasoned opinions about which Overwatch characters would shoot Sonic the Hedgehog in the back, and be prepared to defend them. I don’t make the rules – that’s just how it is.

• Ana: betray. Considers Sonic a loudmouthed fool.
• Bastion: defend. Loves small mammals.
• D.Va: betray. D.Va has a military background and considers Sonic a liability.
• Genji: defend. Genji knows the horrors of betrayal and would never inflict it upon another.
• Hanzo: defend. Hanzo would never tarnish his honor by betraying another again.
• Junkrat: betray. Junkrat would explode Sonic as soon as he ceased to be amusing.
• Lucio: defend. Sonic and Lucio are both staunch defenders of freedom.
• McCree: defend. Appreciates Sonic’s ability to be himself.
• Mei: defend. Her wrath is only deployed against humans.
• Mercy: neutral. Finds Sonic annoying, but too committed to the Hippocratic oath to actually kill him.
• Pharah: complex. Sonic is admittedly a liability, but Pharah would never leave a teammate behind.
• Reaper: betray. Takes himself too seriously to tolerate Sonic’s humility.
• Reinhardt: defend. Sonic acts out of an inner nobility that Reinhardt would respect.
• Roadhog: defend. Hog solidarity.
• Soldier:76: defend. Thinks too highly of himself to betray another.
• Sombra: complex. I am fully willing to believe she would shoot Sonic if it would aid her, but I also believe she thinks of Sonic as too amusing to kill.
• Symmetra: betray. Sonic is an agent of chaos and cannot be tolerated.
• Torbjorn: betray. Torbjorn is already basically Eggman.
• Tracer: betray. Can’t handle the competition.
• Widowmaker: betray. Sonic’s earnest nature reminds her of what she lost.
• Winston: defend. Practically a Mobian himself.
• Zarya: neutral. Sonic is beneath her notice.
• Zenyatta: defend. Even Sonic’s life is precious.