garbage-empress:

thewordywarlock:

autisticgayrey:

There’s an alcoholic beverage in Star Wars called “lum” which has no risk of alcohol poisoning so there are drinking contests called “lumguzzling” contests.

I really, really, really hate star wars.

are these lumguzzling contests accompanied by jizz music

I’m never sure whether Star Wars EU writers are just that unaware or if there’s been a decades long in-joke where they try to sneak as many cum references as possible into the mythos