last night i got very high and i was thinking about what meme i might make today for you all. what i actually devised was this. let me talk you through the motions. part 1. people here sacrifice themselves in a manner that serves them in no way at all periodically in order to provide the world with energy. and how? well that leads to part 2. part 2 is jeremy benthams preserved corpse in its little glass box (for those of you who dont know, this is how he is kept, google it). the conflict of this completely meaningless sacrifice with his principles causes bentham to spin in his box, creating a lot of energy. this is then channelled through part 3. part 3. is the irony generator which takes this energy and gives it out to the world. no charge. part 4 is the happy population, free from war, without energy bills, able to survive on a limitless amount of green energy, happy and healthy. the best part is all of this is justifiable according to the principle of utility. ta da.
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 