REASONS FIRE EMBLEM HEROES IS SHIT

beserkercharlotte:

flamingarcanine:

epictacticianjay:

• NO WAVEDASHING
• NO L-CANCELLING
• NO FUCKING ICE CLIMBERS 

friendly reminder that this isn’t a real fe game

you’re just playing a casualized version of awakening, which is a watered-down genealogy

I agree man. First time I got Heroes and tried it having played Ced-only on Jehanna for years of genealogy I was so disappointed. I couldn’t Doowop an Skippity Uppity Forsetti crit into a Wavedashed Cockdump, Sparklenut. You aren’t even allowed to make your units fuck their cousins after a twirlywhirly dibbidydibbidydoo 2: electric boogaloo. Fucking inexcusable. I really hope Marth dies so the series can realize it’s full potential