Me: I actually spent a good amount of time thinking about it. And I have come to the honest conclusion that I’d rather watch both Human Centipede movies than deal with any more political discussions.
Friend: ;n; You’re a martyr.
Me: Both make me lose faith in humanity, but in different ways.
Friend: One is a debase, horrific display of the worst traits of the human mind.
Friend: The other is a horror film.