realwerewolveswearshirts:

almostunadulteratedmiracle:

softbrobusiness:

but why wouldn’t you include the link

personally recommended for everyday use:

“Listen, buddy, I will bring calamity on you.
“

Okay but there’s also a version where “verily I say to you” is replaced with “can I be honest for a minute here” and it’s just as good, my favorite is this one:

“What! Do you not have houses to eat and drink in? Or do you despise the
church of God and shame those who have nothing? Can we get real for a
minute? Am I supposed to praise you in this? I do not praise you.”