the signs as stereotypical anime protagonists

teamrocketing:

aries: spiky-haired teenage boy who gets in people’s faces all the time, is probably late for class daily, has a crush on the girly girl who doesn’t like him

taurus: the dark-haired, cool twentysomething who sits at home and is unwillingly dragged into a magical adventure

gemini: the fast-talking magical girl with impossibly long hair whom everyone likes and who keeps talking about the power of friendship

cancer: the moody, lazy student who can’t be arsed to do his homework and doesn’t notice that every girl in his class has feelings for him

leo: the heir to the dojo, the hard-working, decent son of a great father who will do everything to restore his family’s legacy

virgo: the library nerd who has secret crushes on all the guys around her and doesn’t act on them, is trying and failing at being an artist

libra: the cool, collected older sister who is surrounded by rash and wild younger kids. she knows it all, and tries her best to stay out of the magical conflict waiting to happen

scorpio: the scarred badass who survived wars, witnessed slaughters, carries a huge sword and talks to people in a low rumble, never cries but secretly sweet

sagittarius: the wild, jumpy, all-over-the-place adventurer who rushes off to build his latest invention or discover the next magical crystal, stumbles through conversations but everyone likes them

capricorn: the wise-cracking laidback guy in the back who sucks on a straw and tries to pass himself off as lazy, yet is secretly a master in swordfighting

aquarius: the artistic teenage girl who runs around, crying and being dramatic and making an impact on the life of the dreary, serious older boy she likes

pisces: the peace-making gifted special child with a weird hair color and a tendency to surround herself with loyal friends, who sets off to stop the war