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Do this many people listen to coldplay?

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

OKAY SO ONE FUCK YOU BECAUSE COLDPLAY IS MY FAVORITE AND YES THERE IS A FANBASE I AM PART OF IT ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

Say that to the millions of people who are truly moved by their music, or the thousands of Tumblr blogs dedicated to them. Tell that to people who work for hours covering their songs, or people who work their asses off on fantastic fan art. Tell that to the people who have been saved by their music. People actually give a fuck about Coldplay, and it’s about time people realized that.

that’s real cool and all, but nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the
actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes
the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that
the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

I thougly Coldplay was what people do in conventions