jaybird-rising:

prokopetz:

Ever since I found out that the reason Sportacus’ hat is usually awkwardly pulled down to cover the tips of his ears is that he’s canonically an elf impersonating a human, I can’t help but picture him just showing up in various scenes/locales from the Lord of the Rings movies.

Can you imagine?

Sportacus at the Council of Elrond

Sportacus at the Battle of Helm’s Deep.

Sportacus in the court of Thranduil.

Well, you can certainly see why he got kicked out to Lazytown. Imagine a large elegant get together and he’s there backflipping and doing squats.

“Oh shit, who invited Sportacus?”

“Hällo Lěgólås hâvē yøu eàtên yør spœrtscāndy tõdæy?”

“Its… sigh… its called fruit, Sportacus.”

He’s the fucking moon moon of Elves, in the corner bench pressing their fancy wood furniture.

Do you even lift, Elrond? Well you fucking should.