2. This man is Trump’s pick for Secretary of Commerce.
To be fair I am also gay and think that the blood of young people might be a component for a cure for aging.
I get where you’re coming from but just consider the pure iconography of it.
A billionaire who already exists as a metaphorical parasite on the working class shamelessly casting off the metaphors and demanding our blood to prolong his own life.
There are so many levels of tragilarious to this.
You know, there was a time when speculating about which members of Donald Trump’s cabinet-to-be are actual, literal vampires would have been a joke.
(Now I’m just wondering which one of them is a werewolf – where there’s one, you’ll always find the other.)
Remember when comparing Republicans to serial killers was a funny meme?
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 