There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that)
and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.
I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.
MILKWALKER SAYS:
D R I N K . M E . A N D . K N O W . O B L I V I O N
i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 