twas the night before Christmas, when all through the [car dealership] not a creature was stirring, not even a [new 2017 car make and model] the [consumer title]s were hung by the [local car dealership location] with care, in hopes that [new 2017 car make and model] soon would be there [the sound of the advertisement team pleasuring themselves on this clever commercial]
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i'm very gay. i'd like a few dollars. 