convert to shakespeare: YO DANNY PHANTOM HE WAS JUST 14 WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN. WHEN IT DIDN’T QUITE WORK HIS FOLKS, THEY JUST QUIT BUT DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE A BIT THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED (HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED) IT WAS THEN DANNY KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH HE’S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU!

crystalandrock:

O list! I tell thee of a youthful boy
Most aptly named, for “Fenton” he was called.
He had not yet seen fifteen years of joy
When his parents (by unseen world enthralled)
Designed a strange machine of many parts
In hopes of viewing ghostly worlds beyond.
Alas! it failed, and just so did their hearts,
But Danny, being curious and fond
Did venture in – only to take a look
When a big flash young Danny did surprise!
His molecules transformed from man to spook:
His hair was white, and emerald were his eyes!
Nor was his painted face all that was changed:
Nor walls, nor sight, nor even gravity
Could bind the boy since he was “rearranged.”
He was far more unique than you or me!
At once, by light and inspiration struck,
Our hero Danny knew what he must do.
With all his heart, his powers, and his pluck,
He had to stop the ghosts from coming through!
He fights them all for us, they are no match
He’s Danny Phantom – all ghosts shall he catch!