just–asterisms:

government: what’s your eye color for this form 

person with blue eyes: oh well that’s SO hard to say definitively. i would say they’re a bluish grayish greenish violet color in low light, but the bright sun REALLY brings out the burnished orange ring around my pupil. i’ve even heard that when a traffic light flashes in my face during a new moon you can see rare tropical fish flit across my irises. is there an option for that? maybe i should fill out three forms? no… 4, just to be safe. you never know what color my eyes will appear when this information becomes necessary ! (: 

government: not another one