me: clowns are everywhere. vine is gone. what next 2016. its almost november. what do you got for me 2016
2016: uhhh *flips through file cabinet marked “WEIRD ABSURD SHIT”* uhhh… y’know the president of South korea ? park geun hye?
me: yeah
2016: fuck you, now she is secretly controlled by a pagan cultWhat is this real