the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

Shitty video game journalist: Wii controls are confusing, too many control schemes, nunchak uncomfortable for my pretentious hands, too many controllers

Nintendo with the Switch: More controllers, i'll split the fucking controller in half I don't give a fuck, go ahead call the police! they can play too! multiplayer for everyone, fuck it, just take the screen with you fam