>be me
>playing Skyrim Monopoly with my friends
>opens up the box and takes out pieces
>all of the game pieces are stuck T-posing; even the non-humanoid pieces
>game board texture is missing
>one of the rules states that one player must ask the previous one if they’ve been to the Cloud District recently
>roll the dice
>it just stops right before it hits the board and begins violently vibrating and clipping through my table before launching out of my window and killing my neighbor across the street
>charged with reckless manslaughter and must serve 10 years without parole
Skyrim Monopoly Releases March 2017 – TechRaptor
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